Mrs Foster

Mrs Foster- what a total mental. where do I start?. Well first off she’s my English teacher and her son is in my year. He’s not much better than her. One of those people who think they are cool, but are actually not!!! Anyways Mrs Forester has the wicked-ist hand movements/gestures of all time. Mrs Potter has nothing on her!!!. And she is always shaking, i think she’s scared of us! I sit next to one of my bffs Scarlett and my other friend LouLou, and boy does she hate us!! She is always getting me and Scarlett mixed up -which we find hilarious and play along with it. We actualli look nothing like each other so i’m not sure what she’s on!! 

So the other day she says to us – “ok we are gonna have a debate. One team is for smoking in a public places and one team is against” Me, scarlett and LouLou were against smoking and Pip and Emily were for. So when we were meant to be preparing our side of the debate, we were just laxing about and Scarlett wrote up some half-assed attempt and then ten minutes later we were up. So we went first, Scarlett reading out a paragraph of schiesse and then it was Pip and Emily’s turn. Emily comes out with this big ass paragraph about total nonsense -which mrs Foster said was good ( but she is on crack so who cares) and then I fired back at her off the top of my head, and mrs Foster says “is that what you wrote down?” And i was like “yeh I lernt it off by heart” and then it was the Pip’s turn and she says some complete crap and I try to but in with my opinion and the almighty mrs foster silences me! wtf its a debate! for gods sake!!! She says that we were meant to write an essay and then read it out not just argue with the other team- however as i promptly showed her, the dictionary says that a debate is an argument ( and the dictionary is always right). She told me to stop arguing. God what a git. And to make matters worse she gave Pip and Emily chocolate bars.

And then when she refused to answer any questions from Scarlett later on in the lesson, scarlett said to me and Loulou “she won’t let me ask any questions” well that did it. Scarlett had to wait outside and then stay to talk to her after class. I was gonna wait for scarlett, but after 10mins i got seriously bored and left. Next block in german Scarlett told me that she had to stay there for all but the last ten minutes of lunch. And mrs foster made out that me and Loulou are like bad influences or something and scarlett should just ignore us!!!!!!!!! WTF????????!!!!!!!! Wat a Nazi…Gosh I ranted on for way to long . Auf Widersehen und Guten Nacht! Liebe Dana (:

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